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'You know, what we need to turn this around is...a rumor.'

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

Acme Group shareholders meeting - As soon as he said 'money isn't everything' I knew we were in trouble.

"I feel a recession coming."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Our TVs show stock market channels, because people drink when the market is up, and drink when it's down,'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Beginning to see the light?

Rising Electricity Tariffs

"Uh oh, the new economy is pulling away from us."

"This is serious. He's one of our leading economic indicators."

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"Cancel the celebration dinner, Honey."

'The recession is over, again.'

Investments: Free Bumper Stickers for Customers.

'They make you feel insignificant, don't they?'

I'm going to suggest a stock that has outperformed the market for the last two hours.

'Have you tried s****ing yourself?'

The Decline of the Euro.

'I hate the stock market. My husband always comes home like a bull or a bear.'

"I'm worried about US jobs - especially mine."

"Boy, the farmers market has really changed."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Emergency Hipster Beard

World Economic Crisis.