Modern Tech Follower T-Shirts

Man is watching TV on his smartphone instead of the big screen TV in front of him.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

The First Fire Stick

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"So when do we go online?"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"Darling, he's just said his first word."

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"How does it know which bit is fit?"

The Painting Channel

"I'm on the haywain."

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

X Brazil

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

Selfie Acrobat