Modern Tech Fans Gifts

The First Fire Stick

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Internet.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

The Evolution Of Man.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

Technological Dependence.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Foxhole - digging robot

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Communication

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."