Tech Gadget Fans Gifts

E-Z Lift - The chair that gentle lifts you to your feet!

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

The First Fire Stick

Useless add-ons.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .