Gadget Fan Gifts

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

"Mind the cliff..."

'Look, the earbuds are in bloom.'

'Every time I step on the scale Alexa uses my weight for the joke of the day.'

"No, thanks. I'll just use my smart phone."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Dawing your Cellphone

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Nerd tryouts.

Useless add-ons.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Bicycle sat nav.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'E-books?'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''