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"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Time Machine Collision

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

"It appears you have a virus."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Pigboy makes use of a box.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

The Land Before Time.

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

"Thanks Dad. How much did you pay for this mp3 player?"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'Every time I step on the scale Alexa uses my weight for the joke of the day.'

E-Z Lift - The chair that gentle lifts you to your feet!

Remote Toaster

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

"She has to find just the right spot."