Gadgets And Gizmos Fan Pillows

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"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Time Machine Collision

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

Pigboy makes use of a box.

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'Every time I step on the scale Alexa uses my weight for the joke of the day.'

"She has to find just the right spot."

"The game's over. Will you switch it back to our home security cam?"

E-Z Lift - The chair that gentle lifts you to your feet!

Remote Toaster

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.