Vintage Gadget Fan Pillows

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"No school like the old school."

"Smartphone? What's that?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Drive in movies.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Night Life: L.A.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Tuppermalware

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

Modern day smoke signals.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.