Modern Gadget Fan Pillows

"These cowbells are driving me crazy. If they want to track us, they should just give us smart phones."

"Can I borrow your selfie stick?"

"I need to turn the vibrate down on my smartwatch. Every time I get a call I spill coffee all over myself."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Time Machine Collision

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

"It appears you have a virus."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Tuppermalware

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Pizza-Matic

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

Vents, real and digital.