Modern Gadget Fan Pillows

"These cowbells are driving me crazy. If they want to track us, they should just give us smart phones."

"Can I borrow your selfie stick?"

"I need to turn the vibrate down on my smartwatch. Every time I get a call I spill coffee all over myself."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Time Machine Collision

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Pizza-Matic

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

Tuppermalware

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

"Thanks Dad. How much did you pay for this mp3 player?"

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address