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"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

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"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Krazy straw"

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

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'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

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'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"Thanks Dad. How much did you pay for this mp3 player?"

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

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'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'Every time I step on the scale Alexa uses my weight for the joke of the day.'

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

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"The game's over. Will you switch it back to our home security cam?"

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."