Novelty Gadget Fan Mugs

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

"Krazy straw"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Some Cricket Novelties.

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Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

Cave painting merchandise for sale

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"The game's over. Will you switch it back to our home security cam?"

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

Remote Toaster

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

'Every time I step on the scale Alexa uses my weight for the joke of the day.'

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."