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It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Man walks past 'busking' iPod, complete with hat for change. Screen reads: 'Now playing Streets of London.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'You can never go wrong with a nice fruit basket and a severed horse's head.'

'35 pairs of braces please, I'm going bungee jumping.'

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"Just to let you know, I've pencilled you in for next Wednesday..."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

It's great for pulling the birds!

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"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

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"Krazy straw"

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Leftovers"

What's really in junk food...

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With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

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"No plans set in stone yet, but I'll probably spend some time getting on my wife's last nerve, maybe hyperfocus on the lawn."

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