Novelty Clothing Fan Mugs

"Leftovers"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Baloneystini

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Krazy straw"

The Old Curiosity Shop

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Mole News: Obituaries

Cave painting merchandise for sale

One size fits all

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

"You must be the new guy!"

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

Beard must be this long to wear this t-shirt.

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

"That's off, I didn't realise animals wore pyjamas."

'I told you bungee jumping from your tree stand was a bad idea!'

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'

"Sorry, we don't have rental shoes in size 19."

"Gary, you know I hate it when you wear that shirt."

"Just to let you know, I've pencilled you in for next Wednesday..."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.