Novelty Clothing Fan Gifts

"Leftovers"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Baloneystini

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Krazy straw"

The Old Curiosity Shop

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Mole News: Obituaries

Cave painting merchandise for sale

One size fits all

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

"You must be the new guy!"

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

Pregnant woman wearing a 'baby' shirt and a man wearing a 'big baby' shirt.

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

Eggs Sunny Side Up.

Beard must be this long to wear this t-shirt.

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.

'I told you bungee jumping from your tree stand was a bad idea!'

No caption (Nesting dolls look at a nesting casket).

"Sorry, we don't have rental shoes in size 19."

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

"That's off, I didn't realise animals wore pyjamas."

Randy shows off his celebrity navel lint collection.

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

"Gary, you know I hate it when you wear that shirt."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"Just to let you know, I've pencilled you in for next Wednesday..."