Novelty Product Fan Gifts

Nicoderm expands its product line.

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Baloneystini

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

Primordial Schmooze

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Krazy straw"

The Old Curiosity Shop

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

"Leftovers"

Mole News: Obituaries

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'And look what happened when I turn the tablet sideways - the text swivels the right way up.'

Wheel

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

This "fire" we discovered has gone out. I'll call tech support.

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."