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It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Man walks past 'busking' iPod, complete with hat for change. Screen reads: 'Now playing Streets of London.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

No caption (Nesting dolls look at a nesting casket).

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'You can never go wrong with a nice fruit basket and a severed horse's head.'

'35 pairs of braces please, I'm going bungee jumping.'

Cave painting merchandise for sale

"Just to let you know, I've pencilled you in for next Wednesday..."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Baloneystini

It's great for pulling the birds!

I love Museum Shops

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Emergency Underpants

"Krazy straw"

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

The Old Curiosity Shop

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"Leftovers"

What's really in junk food...

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.