Novelty Items Fan Gifts

"Krazy straw"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

It's great for pulling the birds!

Baloneystini

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Elton John

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Leaking backpack.

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

The Old Curiosity Shop

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"Leftovers"

Drinking Hats

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Mole News: Obituaries

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

'You are here' T-shirt,

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

Cave painting merchandise for sale

Turkey tries using a trick t-shirt to avoid being selected for dinner.