Novelty Fan Gifts

The Old Curiosity Shop

Leaking 'waterbed of nails'.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Baloneystini

"Static cling."

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'Now what?!'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Speed Bump Ahead.

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"Krazy straw"

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"Leftovers"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

Mole News: Obituaries

'Turkey dot com.'

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

'Yes dear, matching novelty t-shirts.'

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

One size fits all

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

Surprise

Toilet Paper

'Welcome stockholders of 'Worldwide Novelty Products'.'