Novelty Art Fan Gifts

Musician

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Pharaoh Cocoon

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'Now what?!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

Speed Bump Ahead.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Krazy straw"

Munch Master.

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

"Leftovers"

Wallpaper Bouguet

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Igloo Art.

Mole News: Obituaries

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

'Turkey dot com.'

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."