Novelty Art Fan Pillows

Musician

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Pharaoh Cocoon

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'Now what?!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"Krazy straw"

Munch Master.

The Old Curiosity Shop

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Leftovers"

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

Wallpaper Bouguet

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Igloo Art.

Mole News: Obituaries

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

'Yes dear, matching novelty t-shirts.'

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

'Turkey dot com.'

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."