Novelty Newspaper Fan Pillows

Mole News: Obituaries

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Baloneystini

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"Krazy straw"

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

The Old Curiosity Shop

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

"Leftovers"

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

'How long has what been going on?'

'Look. I fetch it - I get to read it first.'

'So we print it every four years. What do you call that?'

Henry Watterson (Louisville Courier-Journal Editor) Softened on Disputed Election by Birth of his Son

'We buried Dad in the sand, Mom!'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

Squeeze on Public Spending.

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

'Dave, why did we marry?' 'You wanted part of the paper.'

One size fits all

'If you let me read the SPORTS section, I just may consider moving.'

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

Christmas Newspapers

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.