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Mole News: Obituaries

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Baloneystini

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Krazy straw"

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Speed Bump Ahead.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

The Old Curiosity Shop

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"Leftovers"

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

'How long has what been going on?'

'Look. I fetch it - I get to read it first.'

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

Henry Watterson (Louisville Courier-Journal Editor) Softened on Disputed Election by Birth of his Son

Squeeze on Public Spending.

'Dave, why did we marry?' 'You wanted part of the paper.'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'We buried Dad in the sand, Mom!'

'So we print it every four years. What do you call that?'

'If you let me read the SPORTS section, I just may consider moving.'

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I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.