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'Er, which way do you dress, Mr the Peg?'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Static cling."

It's great for pulling the birds!

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"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"Krazy straw"

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Leftovers"

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Mole News: Obituaries

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

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"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

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'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

Jemaine Clement

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

OAP's Happy Hour - False Teeth Out

"Sorry, we don't have rental shoes in size 19."

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

'I told you bungee jumping from your tree stand was a bad idea!'

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'

"Just to let you know, I've pencilled you in for next Wednesday..."

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