Novelty Act Fan T-Shirts

Speed Bump Ahead.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Static cling."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

'Now what?!'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"Krazy straw"

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

The Old Curiosity Shop

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"Leftovers"

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Mole News: Obituaries

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

'Yes dear, matching novelty t-shirts.'

'Turkey dot com.'

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

One size fits all

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

"Fifty bucks and I'll tow it to the nearest novelty shop."

Surprise

Once the other reindeer had LED noses fitted, they went back to making fun of poor Rudolph again.

Toilet Paper

'Welcome stockholders of 'Worldwide Novelty Products'.'

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'