Novelty Song Fan Gifts

'Er, which way do you dress, Mr the Peg?'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Static cling."

Baloneystini

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Krazy straw"

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Speed Bump Ahead.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

The Old Curiosity Shop

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"Leftovers"

Mole News: Obituaries

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

Cave painting merchandise for sale

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

One size fits all

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

Jemaine Clement

Eggs Sunny Side Up.

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'

OAP's Happy Hour - False Teeth Out

"Sorry, we don't have rental shoes in size 19."

No caption (Nesting dolls look at a nesting casket).

'I told you bungee jumping from your tree stand was a bad idea!'

"Just to let you know, I've pencilled you in for next Wednesday..."