Novelty Song Lover Gifts

Jemaine Clement

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'Choose, Fenster

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"Call me!"

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

Lord Byron

Barry Unsworth

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Book

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

Bumper Limos

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

Sylvia Plath

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

Casual skydiving.

Ernest Hemingway

Drinking Hats

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Trilby - The flexible flageolet

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"They're bobbleheads."