Song Lover Gifts

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

The song, 'Home On The Range', they don't mention the wind.'

Young Man, there's no need to feel down..

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

'Trust me, it's just a stupid song: Of course you can smile at a crocodile...'

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo

A Fairytale Update

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Triangle

George Michael

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

At the rock concert...

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Taking a peek at the audience