Pop Song Lover Gifts

"This one goes verse, verse, chorus, train."

Anna Calvi

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

The last song before the party exploded.

Tina Turner

Gremlins 47

Robbie Williams

Ray Davies

Love birds playing a guitar.

Punctuation Karaoke Night

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Time Machine Collision.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

Elton John

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

Madonna.

A 60's pop group

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Imagine Dragons

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Adam Levine

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

ABBA

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

Celine Dion

Paul McCartney

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

Rock the boat

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"