Pop-rock Lover Gifts

Adam Levine

Anna Calvi

George Michael

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

The last song before the party exploded.

Tina Turner

Gremlins 47

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Elton John

Ray Davies

Robbie Williams

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Plymouth Rock

Time Machine Collision.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Justin Timberlake

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Elton John

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Madonna.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

A 60's pop group

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Sir Elton John

Geri Halliwell.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Imagine Dragons

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.