Folk Song Lover Gifts

Froggy went a-divorcin'

Stephen Foster.

Cossack dancers

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

Art Garfunkel.

I love Harmonica

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"The times – They have a changed."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Bob Dylan

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Leos Janacek

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

Little Red Riding Hood

"That isn't allowed either."

It's been here an ache, there an ache, everywhere an ache-ache. Really Old MacDonald.

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."