Novelty Song Lover Pillows

Jemaine Clement

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Choose, Fenster

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"Call me!"

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

Barry Unsworth

Lord Byron

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Sylvia Plath

Book

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

Bumper Limos

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

Casual skydiving.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Trilby - The flexible flageolet

Drinking Hats

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Buy the Book - Denounce the Author.