Novelty Act Lover Pillows

"In the tradition of musical families, I present...the Balladeering Bermudezes!"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'Choose, Fenster

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"Call me!"

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

Barry Unsworth

Lord Byron

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Bumper Limos

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Book

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Sylvia Plath

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Casual skydiving.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Trilby - The flexible flageolet

Drinking Hats