Magic Act Lover Pillows

GOP Reveals Alternatives to Obamacare...

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Primitive magician

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Cheating Death.

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Beware of the Cat.

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"No guarantees, right?"

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Not here, Fred.'

'Pick a business card.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Magician Playing Golf.

Purple Fairy