Novelty Act Lover Mugs

"In the tradition of musical families, I present...the Balladeering Bermudezes!"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'Choose, Fenster

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Call me!"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

Barry Unsworth

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Lord Byron

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Book

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

Bumper Limos

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Speed Bump Ahead.

Sylvia Plath

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

Casual skydiving.

Ernest Hemingway

Drinking Hats

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge