Novelty Lover Pillows

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

'The day after Father's day'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'Go ahead and laugh -- someday pet rocks will catch on!'

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

'The novelty is that everything here was made in America.'

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

'No thanks - I'm actually considering cancelling the basic version.'

'But I just got here!'

Casual skydiving.

Quicksand - no tap dancing.

Chster K. Crimpknuckle, the undisputed King of stepladder salesmen.

'First time, is it?'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Concept intolerant...(trying to waterski from a palm tree).

'And when you turn it over it makes a cow sound.'

Sleevex.

Fish using extendable arm to get on the internet.

'You screwed-up the Benson account, Fenwick, but don't worry

McWit Asphalt found their scratch-&-sniff business cards that smelled like tar did not bring in any jobs.

Susan unexpectedly found herself living life in the fast lane due to a road detour.

Albert Einstein wears a T-shirt that reads 'I'm with stupid'

I'm with Stupid!

"This is my new 'One Answer Fits All Questions' - shirt!"

"Been here long?"

"I'd like an exploding cigar and a Get Well card."

Wine Cosy

"Why don't we see you anymore around town!"

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

"I'm open to new things."

"What was the name of the store where you bought those reading glasses?"

Coronavirus Surprise

"I love your novelty lawn sprinkler."

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'