Novelty Fashion Fan Gifts

One size fits all

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Elton John

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Speed Bump Ahead.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"Krazy straw"

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Leftovers"

Hired Morning Suit

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Mole News: Obituaries

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

1870's disco

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

'Does this outfit make my tympanums look big?'

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

"I chase cars"

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

Cat with mouse tie.

"Here come the suits."

"You must be the new guy!"

Pregnant woman wearing a 'baby' shirt and a man wearing a 'big baby' shirt.

In a salad dressing room