Novelty Clothing Enthusiasts Gifts

Pregnant woman wearing a 'baby' shirt and a man wearing a 'big baby' shirt.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Joined at the hipster.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"That shirt is so last year."

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

The Mummy's Purse...

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'Now what?!'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

"Leftovers"

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

'Turkey dot com.'

Men's Casual Clothes. Nothing feels better than finding a comfortable pair of pants! Jean therapy is very powerful!

'Yes dear, matching novelty t-shirts.'

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"