Novelty Song Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm sorry I ever said that was cute."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"Call me!"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

'Now what?!'

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

Tenors

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Pirate King

Bumper Limos

A singer being criticised

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Casual skydiving.

The Old Curiosity Shop

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"Music has doubled my income..."

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

Fish using extendable arm to get on the internet.

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.