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"Krazy straw"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Baloneystini

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Leaking backpack.

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Leftovers"

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Drinking Hats

Mole News: Obituaries

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

Cave painting merchandise for sale

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

'You are here' T-shirt,

One size fits all