Novelty Item Fan T-Shirts

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Dog Coloring Set

Piggy banks - scented or unscented.

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Baloneystini

It's great for pulling the birds!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Elton John

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Please enter your pin now.'

Leaking backpack.

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

"Krazy straw"

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Leftovers"

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Drinking Hats

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

Cave painting merchandise for sale

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

Frank Loved Bubblewrap