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Eggs Sunny Side Up.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

It's great for pulling the birds!

Baloneystini

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Please enter your pin now.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Krazy straw"

The Old Curiosity Shop

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Drinking Hats

"Leftovers"

Mole News: Obituaries

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Cave painting merchandise for sale

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

'You are here' T-shirt,

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

One size fits all

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

'I'll be honest it has a few flaws...'

"Why is it always snowing in that fish bowl?"

'Our founder.'

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

'Would you believe it? — nothing but rubber singing fish!'

No caption (Nesting dolls look at a nesting casket).