Novelty Dish Fan T-Shirts

Food-Snob Fear Factor

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Baloneystini

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Krazy straw"

The Old Curiosity Shop

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"Leftovers"

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

Cave painting merchandise for sale

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

One size fits all

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

Policeman wishing for lighter food than meat in hot weather

The Life Cycle of Cholent

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'

"Sorry, we don't have rental shoes in size 19."

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

Leaking 'waterbed of nails'.