Novelty Drink Fan T-Shirts

Baloneystini

It's great for pulling the birds!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Krazy straw"

The Old Curiosity Shop

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"Leftovers"

Mole News: Obituaries

Cave painting merchandise for sale

Piano-Tuning Bar

One size fits all

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

Food-Snob Fear Factor

Football Drinks

Can you make a pink squirrel? Make a pink squirrel do what, exactly?

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

Eggs Sunny Side Up.

"Hit us with another couple of Banana Daiquiris, Lew. . It's a jungle out there!"

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

No caption (Nesting dolls look at a nesting casket).

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

"You finished yours already?"

"Sorry, we don't have rental shoes in size 19."

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

TASTES LIKE... Bob's Buffalo Chicken

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'