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Piano-Tuning Bar

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

"Hit us with another couple of Banana Daiquiris, Lew. . It's a jungle out there!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Cannonball!'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Useless add-ons.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Putting Practice.

Baloneystini

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Mohammad's motors

Bathroom Fairy

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Toenail clipping missile.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.