Novelty Drink Collector T-Shirts

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

Clown on bike.

Hay Rides $10

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Baloneystini

A crab with a utility knife claw

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Lavatory Waterfall

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Newest items from the cooler image

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

House sale.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'