Novelty Drink Collector Prints

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

Clown on bike.

Hay Rides $10

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

Baloneystini

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

Lavatory Waterfall

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

House sale.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Monkey Business

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Newest items from the cooler image

Med School Mascots.