Novelty Mug Collector T-Shirts

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Clown on bike.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Hay Rides $10

"Recalculating route..."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

A crab with a utility knife claw

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

Lavatory Waterfall

"Roadkill cookies"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Another round?"

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.