Novelty Mug Collector Gifts

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Clown on bike.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Hay Rides $10

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Recalculating route..."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Roadkill cookies"

Lavatory Waterfall

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Another round?"

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

Monkey Business