Novelty Bag Collector Gifts

"That's nothing like Gromit - you've been sold a pup."

Clown on bike.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Hay Rides $10

"Recalculating route..."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

A crab with a utility knife claw

The Hammer

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Lavatory Waterfall

"Roadkill cookies"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

Med School Mascots.

Newest items from the cooler image

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Monkey Business

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'