Novelty Collector Gifts

"He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

'All of our guests are required to wear Groucho safety glasses.'

'Give me a break - I've never done this before.'

'Captain! There aren't enough noodles!!' - (Ship- ACME Novelty Co,)

"A wooden leg, Buck? You're storing a wooden leg?!" Karen knew better than to marry a packrat.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt!

I love NY with surgical mask

"Humid today."

'Wow, I can remember when they made novelty toilet paper out of fake dollars.'

Gift shop in casino caters to winners and losers.

Cat looking rather disturbed by computer mouse coming out of hole.

'Shoplifters will be tied up and whipped'

Paper Bath Towels

"Killing the environment with sackfuls of gift tat, i-gadgets, single-use packaging, and novelty socks - anything other than: 'Ho-Ho-Ho!' to add to your defense?"

Joke Shop - "Have you got any false alarms?"

T-Rex Bobsled

'They're always moaning that they cant' tell which way my thumb is so I had this made.'

'Completely Useless Tools: An inflatable hammer.'

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.

'He took it with him.'

Tourist Shopping

'That's amazing! I just sold you on e-bay!'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Signing cage.

'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'

"Wait, I think he's just come in. I hear his theme music."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Newest items from the cooler image

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'These? They're Jimmy Choo-choos!'

Lavatory Waterfall

The Advantage of a Wooden Leg Upon A Pinch

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it.

No caption. (Baby decides which bottle to choose from a rack in a basement. The rack looks very much like a wine rack.)